|No, I actually didn't give any homework. But they have a midterm the first class after spring break! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!|
So, I am on Spring Break this week from teaching. Yeah, it just is not as cool as it was when I was a student. I never went anywhere warm (I was a poor punk rock kid in college), but I had a week off of classes where all I had to do was work my 3 jobs. I could catch up on sleep, go out drinking every night (well that wasn't much of a change) - basically just screw around more than normal.
As a professor... now my spring break consists of catching up on all the work I put off because it could wait until spring break, grading all those things I need to grade, tracking down students who are failing, finishing up research projects that get left half finished, finishing up proposals that are due soon, and falling asleep earlier than expected... E X C I T I N G, right?
Teaching has also taught me a lot about statistics. I have just under 400 students in my lecture. With 400 students you basically get the full range of types of humans. Every crazy little nuance in the human character is likely to be present. And they all come to me with their problems regarding this class... because, well, I am in charge am I not?
So far during this semester I have had:
-students cry during my quizzes and exams (yes, more than one...)
-a student try to cyberbully me by email (it was truly hilarious)
-students asking to stay in my class while in jail
-students try to get me to get them jobs... (WTH... you know me 6 weeks and you want me to try and pull string for you?????)
And you want to know the most frustrating part of it all - I have to act like an adult. I have to follow the rules. I have to be the one to do the right thing concerning it every time. It takes so much more work to be stuck being the mature, responsible one in the student-teacher relationship. Annoying.