Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Daycare Birthday Party Rant

I need to rant.  I have 2 kids in daycare, both of which will each have their birthday in the next few weeks.  Seems fun right?  Not at this daycare.

Why?

Because the parents there have started what can only be described as the stupidest tradition ever. 

The child with the birthday (aka the birthday boy or girl) brings stupid little gifts for all the other kids...

HATE AND DISCONTENT!

How f*&^%$&* stupid is that?  They bring little, idiotic goody bags filled with stupid crap and candy.  Then they give them to  all the other kids... WTF?  Who's birthday is this?

And when you ask, well do they bring presents for the birthday kid.  The answer is NO!

BERSERKER RAGE!

Yes, they still bring cake and all the kids sing happy birthday and then they all eat cake. 

WHY THE HELL DOES THE BIRTHDAY KID BRING GIFTS FOR ALL THE OTHER KIDS?

I know Beautiful Wife is going to fight me on this one, but I am not contributing to this insanity.  It is out of control and it stops with me.  I am not spending my time (or hell, even the money) putting together goody bags for all the other kids in the class for my kid's birthday

I will bring in a cake or cupcakes.  They can get all sugared up and then go home with their parents.  But I am not sending them home with more candy and gifts. 

On your birthday, you are the person who is supposed to feel special.  It is your one day out of the year.

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Daycare birthday parties rant over!

3 comments:

  1. I've got to agree with you on this one... I think it's enough that you provide the cake or ice cream or whatever for all of the kids to snack on. I think it's a little much to have to provide gifts for the entire class as well. Gift bags at an actual birthday party are one thing, but even that is not mandatory.

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  2. It still annoys me a little. I feel better after ranting, though!

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  3. And I agree. For little kids, at an actual birthday party where you bring gifts, gift bags can stop a lot of fighting and whining.

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